My friend came to visit this weekend. She's originally from Ottawa, but goes to school in Kingston. Funny, how Americans know nothing about Canada, but they know all about us. We are way more self-important than them, though. Plus, we are more likely to shoot most other countries than they are us, so everyone needs to keep informed.
I am still unfortunately sick, so I'm not going to give you a long, detailed weekend play-by-play. Suffice it to say (is that the right phrase? Suffice WHAT to say? This makes no sense) that we covered a lot of ground.
We actually did one of those sightseeing bus tours yesterday. I know, you're like, "Ewww why??" But it was really cool, and we wanted to. We learned stuff. I'll bet you don't know some of the interesting stuff about the city you've lived in your whole life that we know from that one day. We know some history of tenements in NYC, and where Bon Jovi's penthouse is, and why the current MSG is the fourth one built. We know why Donald Trump is a dousche, and all about the wave of Jews that my great granddaddy came over with. Also, one of the guides talked about the building I work in (I am special). We also got to hop off throughout the day to buy things and explore and drink street daquiris. So lay off, haters. We had a good day, and you are judgey and mean.
Also, did you know that the Church of Scientology welcomes visitors? NOW YOU DO. Why is everything Scientology so scary?
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