Just overheard two guys on the corner of 144th and Broadway, in front of the Majestic Deli (which, by the way, is not majestic at all. Totally your average deli, setting false expectations. I thought about writing a stern letter, but they do always flirt with me, even when I look like a makeupless pajamaed monkey. Can't hate on that kind of dedication). The guys were probably about 19, and definitely awesome:
"My momma had me on a one night stand"
"Man, she was ovulatin'!"
So glad I always take out one earbud when I come into my neighborhood.
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